UFO-02 Detector by Images SI Inc.
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Digital camera reviews of UFO-02 Detector
Digital camera Review: A Must Have if you Live in NM
Summary: 4 Stars
This sure looks pretty sitting on my shelf. And it is a must have if you live in New Mexico. As I'm sure you know, New Mexico seems to attract the UFO and Aliens.
When you lay in bed at night and see red lights over your home, you can look and see - is it an alien ufo or just those pesky police helicopters again? As you invite the door to door salesmen into your home to show you the latest in vacuum cleaner technology you can be rest assured that 'yes it is a person and yes it is a vacuum cleaner'.
And when it goes off and beeps and lights up, you can feel safe that you are not just shooting out the headlights of a neighbor but that you are aiming at a real ufo/alien.
What a sigh of relief. And yes, they are everywhere and you will be surprised at how often this goes off.
Digital camera Review: ALIENS ARE INVADING EARTH - be prepared with the UFO-02
Summary: 4 Stars
I know, I know how can you be certain that this device can truly detect a flying aircraft known as an UFO. Well let me assure you the time has come! Say goodbye and farewell to your tin foil caps, your mini satellites dishes and those painful electrical shocks. Trust me - I ain't no loony, weirdo or cockopoo. Sure I sometimes go to school with green makeup and Shrek ears and yea, I memorized the whole wa-kanga (language of the native Martian) dictionary. But, the UFO-02 detector is one of a kind and it ACTUALLY works. If it wasn't for this device I wouldn't have been prepared for the invasion. If it wasn't for me the Earth as we know it would be --- mmmm just the thought sends shivers down my spine. If you are still unconvinced maybe a personal experience might do the trick.
One night during 2007, my detector went bezzurk. It was flashing, beeping and vibrating uncontrollably. That's when I spotted a V-shaped object with purple lights, traveling in the sky. This detector signaled the minute the aircraft entered our atmosphere. At first, I was confused. I had no notion on what was going on. Suddenly, the object landed and out came these 5 foot tall gray looking inhabitants. They had blonde hair and blue eyes, green lips and long noses. My brain was desperately trying to make sense of things. I couldn't believe what my eyes were seeing. Could it be true? Am I really seeing Martians landing on Earth? After a few seconds of shrieking like a little girl, I gathered myself and faced what lied in front of me. In all my research on extraterrestrials, they never mentioned that ET's can be violent creatures. One of them came towards me and quickly took me by the arms. He carried me up the mother ship and off we went to the great beyond. This alarmed me. I had a family and a wife down in planet Earth and here I am floating somewhere in the universe. Luckily, I spoke wa-kanga and understood their evil plan. They were going to blow up planet Earth. Haha not if I can help it. I realized that the Martians skin were a tad dry and wrinkly so I immediately took out my moisturizer with SPF 15 (yes, I do care about my skin) and handed them the jar. They were quite happy and decided to spare my life along with the thousands of lives on planet Earth.
So you see an UFO detector is a handy tool that everyone should have. I can guarantee you that the UFO-02 detector will make your life a whole lot safer. I know it has for me.
Digital camera Review: Accurate and Faithful
Summary: 5 Stars
This little gizmo is a bargain at twice the price and much more accurate than the voices in my head.Digital camera Review: Barely useful
Summary: 2 Stars
This device is only good for detecting the greys, which are not the ones to be looking out for. This would be a lot more useful if it also detected Reptoids.Digital camera Review: Best Probe for Finding Grays!
Summary: 4 Stars
The UFO-02 Detector has proven itself to be a faithful friend when it comes to alerting me to the imminent arrival of those gray aliens and their twisted medical devices. Yessireebob, thanks to the Detector, my family and I can secure our titanium chastity belts with time to spare.
The only reason I didn't give the Detector five stars is its inability to detect the Thetans. They're an even bigger pain in the backside than the grays!