UFO-02 Detector by Images SI Inc.
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Digital camera reviews of UFO-02 Detector
Digital camera Review: Didn't work.
Summary: 1 Stars
A silent triangular-shaped aircraft the size of a football field was spotted by my neighbors flying directly over my house, and what does this thing do? Sit there, silently. Mocking me as I missed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. In fact, the only time it has ever sounded the alarm is when it heard Michele Bachmann speak on television. I already knew she was "out there," I didn't need this hunk of junk to tell me that.
Save your money and wait for the UFO-03.
Digital camera Review: Do not buy this item
Summary: 1 Stars
Do not buy this so called "UFO detector". It's not a detector at all, it's a transmitter. A wireless transmitter with a direct link to the government. Don't you think they'd love to keep tabs on all the true believers our there? They want to know who you are, and what you're doing at all times. They know you're on to them. Aliens exist, but they're not like you see in the movies. Silicon based life-forms. It's been a cover up for years. Now, in a near transparent ploy, the government is tracking down everyone who knows about the 'others' through the one product that all of them would buy. A genuine UFO detector. It's so obvious that it hurts my brain just thinking about it. You buy this product; the next day guys in suits show up at your front door (you can't run, there's a guy at the back door too).
If I can only figure out a way to reverse engineer this thing to figure out where exactly the signal is being sent.
Digital camera Review: Does it work for all aliens or just those with carbon-based bodies?
Summary: 5 Stars
I was particularly alarmed to see that when I clicked on this item, four of the five recommended purchases were for, well, let's just say, internal, lower-body-cavity personal hygiene needs. I guess it's mighty hard to get things cleaned out after dealing with those aliens and their famous probes. Ick.
I've been considering marketing my own unique "let's-find-those-aliens" device, a metal colander with three rows of 27 plastic eyes glued around its perimeter. I've also found that welding a brass spigot on the very highest point of the colander helps amplifiy the signals. Bear in mind, this only works if the spigot is put in the "on" position.
For those in the know, this UFO detector really isn't needful. I mean, think about it. If you were an alien, if you had the advanced technology capable of traveling at the speed of light and you chose to visit earth for the purpose of watching little humans scurry about, wouldn't you also have the ability to HIDE from those little humans?
I'm not worried about the little alien with the green-glow and the oval-shaped eyes. I'm worried about the oak tree in the side yard that stares at me when I walk by. If you were an alien, what kind of tree woud *you* be?
Digital camera Review: Does not work - They took me!
Summary: 1 Stars
Do not buy, this definitely does not work.
I decided to take a walk in the woods one night, 1 year ago...I thought, `well thank goodness I have my UFO detector, now I can go hiking in the middle of the night without fearing being abducted by aliens!'
I was wrong. As I marched on through my hike, my instincts told me I was not alone. I quickly glanced at my UFO detector, and it gave no sign of aliens nearby. I decided to ignore my instincts (big mistake) and trust my UFO detector since no L.E.D. lights warned me of the impending danger. Suddenly, a white light appeared in the sky and I was blinded by the intensity of the light. I felt myself floating and then transported inside the ship. As to what happened next, I have no idea. All my memories are gone. I was returned a year later, to the date, on April 20, 2009. Hikers found me in the middle of the forest, clutching my UFO-detector and without an idea of what had happened.
I am currently suing the makers of this product as I entrusted my life to it and yet, I was taken. I am also suing in behalf of my offspring who I have name Niu-ku-ki-lix. I am sure I must have had an offspring since so many women become impregnated by aliens. I bet he is back in the spaceship so I must plan a rescue mission with the future proceeds of the lawsuits but NASA won't return my calls.
Digital camera Review: Doesn't appear to work
Summary: 2 Stars
I don't think this product works at all. I've been using it for several weeks now and it's gone off a couple times in a big way, but they've all been false alarms.
About the second night after I first received this detector I remember it going off like crazy, right before I fell asleep. When I woke up the next morning, though I couldn't remember falling asleep, and my anus was really sore and I had sunburns on only one side of my body, there was no sign of any aliens.
I took this out to my uncle's farm in the country one evening, since I wanted to see how it worked away from all the electronic interference of the big city. It was again another huge false alarm. It again went off at night, and we again found no signs of aliens in the morning. My uncle and I noticed that some of his cattle and fallen over and accidentally disemboweled themselves, which my uncle was upset about. And some kids from his neighborhood flattened out some of his crops in an elaborate design, but we could see no signs of aliens.
Every time this thing goes off and I go outside to check out the sky, all I see are things like a weather balloons or unexplained atmospheric phenomena, but no aliens.
I would seriously recommend against purchasing this product.