UFO-02 Detector by Images SI Inc.
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Digital camera reviews of UFO-02 Detector
Digital camera Review: FAULTY! Causes blindness!
Summary: 4 Stars
I've owned my UFO-02 for several weeks now. I upgraded after my '01 model went haywire when Mitt Romney announced he was running for president. Clearly a coincidence. Hang in there Mitt, it's about time we had a gay president. Anyway...
Every time this thing goes off, the flashing causes me to go temporarily blind. The next thing I know I'm naked, wet and can barely walk without defecating on myself. I have complained numerous times to the manufacturer, but my Mandarin Chinese is terrible. Curiously, so is theirs. Coincidence? Probably not.
I've also noticed that my cats are terrified of me now. I'm not sure if it's related, but I have noticed that they are much more violent with me every night when it's time for their shower. I rated the unit at 4 stars because while it is a lifesaver on long flights, I feel it could use some functional improvements. I'm looking forward to model 03 which I have heard will have a "Push To Talk" feature. Blessings upon the name of Klorg.
Digital camera Review: Finally some warning
Summary: 3 Stars
This is a great invention but I only gave it three stars because wile it is a relief that I can detect the UFO I cant do any thing.
I give it 5 stars in convenience because it is such a relief not to get probed unexpectedly, I now know when it is going to happen.
I give it only 1 star in usefulness because I still can't stop those pesky aliens. I am looking forward to the probe deflector witch will hopefully come soon.
Digital camera Review: I Told You!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
So. How do you like that?
I am so tired of the looks and stupid questions. "Gee Grandpa, did they anally probe you?" Sure, keep laughing. It's all fun and games until they show up at your house. Let me tell you something else, TIN FOIL DOES NOT WORK. I don't care what your reptilian friends told you. It does not affect the subtle cloaking radiation that makes him appear human.
Sorry, I got side tracked from the review.
This amazing device gives ample warning and is HIGHLY ACCURATE. I had a pretty good idea of when there was abnormal activity in my area. BUT NOW, DAMN. Every time that I notice distorted sensory emissions, bang, the detector is going off! WOOT WOOT WOOT!
Last Tuesday, it was raining and I admit that it is much more difficult for me to hone in on the parapsychotical wave lengths in precipitation. The detector starts going "WOOT WOOT WOOT!" I reach for my divining rod (don't laugh, Johnny Mnemonic says, "go low tech.") and my proton pack. Sure enough, one of those b*stards was right in my living room!
Every day, I am thankful to own this piece of technology. Get yours soon.
Digital camera Review: It can open your eyes to a whole new world!
Summary: 5 Stars
This product is a life saver, and it has changed my life forever. It may surprise you to hear that I used to be a paranoid person. I would sit up in my tinfoil hat all night long with one eye open, just in case those alien parasites decided to come for me. It became a kind of obsession. I couldn't eat, couldn't sleep, and I didn't trust anyone, because what if they were really the aliens that had descended and taken my real daughter, Alex, hostage. Even she just couldn't be trusted.
This detector changed all of that. I can now feel safe in my own home, and I have even taken to leaving the tinfoil hat in my fanny pack until this glorious device goes off. I am no longer confined to my room, because this device is so convenient and portable. I have started to pay more attention to my surroundings here on earth, and boy do you miss a lot when your eyes are always aimed at the sky! For instance today I realized that not only was Alex not an alien, but she was actually a he! It's been years since I've stopped looking to the sky for UFOs and they look so similar when they're small and slimy (who could blame me for thinking she... HE was an alien?)
It has also made my alien watching times more efficient. I have learned that some of the things that I thought could be trusted are actually alien devices, while most of the things I didn't trust were just fine (sorry Alex!). The first day I pulled this baby out of the box I made some Easy Mac in the microwave and this thing went ballistic! Who would have thought that the aliens can even get into our macaroni? Just think what would have happened if I had eaten Alien Mac and Cheese?????? It would have been District 9 part 2! THEY WILL NEVER GET ME NOW, BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER TO SEE THEM COMING; NO NOODLE CAN FOOL ME!!!!!
In conclusion I would recommend this product to anyone. Those believers will have their lives made easier, especially if you make your own harness, like I did, so you can keep this beauty on your person at all times. You'll find that the blinking red lights strapped to your head compliment any ensemble for any occasion. If you're still a skeptic, then you will be amazed at how many innocent things are actually infested with tiny alien technologies, (BEWARE THE EASY MAC!!!!) so you can begin to take precautions before they get you too. Either way you can't go wrong.
Buying this was the best decision of my life.
Digital camera Review: It never goes off!
Summary: 1 Stars
I mean, I check the batteries and all. All seems fine. I drive through Roswell, and nothing. I park outside the UFO museum. Nothing. I decided not to take it inside. I've had in my house, on vacation, and in the car. It doesn't go off. I mean, aren't there UFOs and aliens all around? But no alarm. I swear, I mean, I don't think it really works. I see the good reviews, but I'm not convinced. I mean, I don't see the reviewers on the cover of Newsweek with the UFOs they found. Unless, unless, I mean, unless the men in black had gotten to them already. Wait, I mean, I'm logged in, shouldn't have mentioned them, should I have? Probably not. Got to look at the paperwork, but I don't think the detector detects men in black. Probably not. I mean, they're not alien UFOs, are they? They work for the Illuminati and the Rothchilds instead, I mean, you know, for the traitors, the ones that made the deal with the aliens and the UFOs back in the day. All in cahoots, I mean, with JFK and RFK and Castro and the Grays and the UFOs from Lemuria and Atlantis and Mu and stuff. I mean, it's scary, they could be anywhere, doing anything, my god, I mean, they might even have infiltrated the company that builds the UFO detectors. Or, wait, I mean they might even make the UFO detectors just to fool us, I mean it would be a perfect cover. Wouldn't it? The Queen of England and the Rothchilds and the Gnomes of fnord Zurich and stuff? That would be scary indeed. They would know I wouldn't find the UFO or the aliens or the lost continent because they'd make the detector not detect. I mean, that probably wouldn't be too hard for them. With alien Roswell spacecraft alien UFO technology and stuff. Oh, I am scared, but I can't let them know. Don't tell!